“You Deserve This”
Yes. I am talking to you.
You.
Absolutely.
Fucking.
Deserve.
This.
Oh, Shit. There it is. That little spill of saliva that creeps up the back of your throat giving you a precious few seconds to find a bathroom, or a trashcan you can hurl into.
Here at DungJack we are working hard to eliminate the word “deserve” from our lexicon. At least in the way it is being used now. Tell me how many you are guilty of.
I deserve a brand-new car! Like a Bugatti.
I deserve a big house! With a maid.
I deserve a six-figure salary! While only working 20 hours a week.
I deserve Love! From a Playboy bunny.
I deserve a million followers! I am that cool.
Do you?
Do you really deserve it? Or do you think you are just that special or entitled? Don’t answer that. I know exactly which one you think.
Okay. I'll spill the beans. You don’t deserve any of the aforementioned shit. If you say you do, what you're really telling someone is that you should have something someone else should not. And if you do, you deserve a special kind of ass-kicking.
Let’s break things down and I will tell you what you “deserve.”
Life!
Liberty!
The Pursuit of Happiness!
Right there in the good old Constitution of the United States.
Of America. In case you were hard-pressed to figure that out.
“One by One”
First up.
Life.
If you are fortunate to wake up at the start of each new day then you deserve to live out your day unencumbered by anyone looking to do you harm. Most likely this would involve removing yourself from the real world and simply sitting your ass on a log somewhere in the wilderness. This really is the best way to ensure that no one member of organized society impedes on your ability to live out your day free from both physical and emotional harm. If you wish to live among the masses then no one can really ensure your right to life. As there exists the possibility that it can be taken away from you at any moment. Be it accidents like a car wreck. Or some deranged fuck wit willingly shooting you because you just look ass ugly to them. Either way, you are choosing to put your deserved right to life in jeopardy.
Liberty!
When most people think of liberty they think it to mean free to do as one chooses. And in those lonely ass woods with no civilization, you are free to do so. You deserve it. You bring your ass back into the real world and all bets are off. Because in the world of walking humans, you no longer deserve liberty. Now, your actions affect those around you.
That’s right. Do you think it's your “liberty” to jump in that car you deserve and make someone late for work? No, no. Fuck you. Think again. You're impeding on my rights and it’s a whole different ball game.
And who doesn’t want to be happy?
That’s all we are after, isn’t it?
To just be happy?
Keep your ass in them woods. Away from social media. Away from people telling you what to do. Away from just one small disaster to losing your life. Away from people telling you what they think is best. Away from working for the man. Away from paying taxes. Away from wanting all the shit you think you deserve and can’t have.
So that’s it. That is all you really deserve. It’s just a shame those things have to be lived out in complete isolation.
From us at the DungJack staff to those who try ever so hard to hide their entitlement by telling people what they “deserve”, here's a hearty middle finger and big FUCK YOU!