“Where have all the cowboys Gone?”

Look at it. 

No, really. 

Take a good look.

That is the face of heroism.

Spirit.

True courage.

Standing at a towering 4’11”,  and now 18 years of age the young

Swedish activist is the new Billy the Kid of the Old West.

Spouting what I am sure is just the talking points of her parents

she is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to climate change.

Whether you believe in that shit, I don’t really care. Human existence 

will be wiped from the face of the earth at some point. We will all starve to 

death or die in either the initial nuclear explosion or the fallout.

“Hawking the Old Snake Oil”

So, this is the new age. 

Demand. 

Chant. 

March your way to a cooler climate.

March your way to a new anything really. Can anyone outside the scientific

community actually describe climate change in any detail? Let alone how to 

Stop or reverse it. Hasn’t mother earth constantly been undergoing climate change

For thousands or millions of years depending on which side of things you fall on there.

Do something, DAMN YOU!

That’s right Greta, government will save us. 

By GOD, the government can cure anything that ails the common man. 

I am so proud of you Greta. Surely by now,

you have an answer. I mean you have been studying climate change for several 

years now. You are virtually an expert. Greta to save us all.

All Hail Greta!

Greta for PRESIDENT! 

Wait. No. She can’t. At least not in this country. Damn. I say we change the law.

No longer do you need to be natural born to be president.

God Bless you Greta for being a tyrant for truth. What an inspiration you are.

To Hell with people sleeping on the street.

Who cares if people die of starvation?

Continue to let drugs flow across borders.

And I damn sure don’t want people standing up for the helpless

being sold in sex slavery. I am sure they deserve their fate.

GOD, how I wish I could witness genital mutilation and Mingi children 

being fed to alligators in the rivers of Africa.

Be Damned anything that diverts my 3 second TikTok attention span from climate change.

How I badly desire to be 18 again. I would sell everything and buy a one-way ticket to 

Sweden. Confess my undying love for Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg and make her cause, my cause.

What a woman.

A Trailblazer.

A Pioneer.

Standing up for those who can’t stand up for themselves.

Fuck Wyatt Earp.

Fuck Dock Holliday.

Fuck Billy the Kid.

Fuck the Cowboys.

And Fuck you too John Wayne.

What a bunch of pussy ass cunts you were.

You couldn’t tie the shoestrings of the cowboys we have today.

True Patriots!

Ones so Goddamn intelligent and Fearless the legends of old would cower 

in their mere shadows.

You would see them as GODS!

Greta is exactly who we need today.