The list is long and after having tried many, many things we suppose it was high time we came to the ultimate conclusion. That the only thing we are good at is being a DungJack. No doubt there is a long, proud history somewhere, but it probably ain’t here. That’s what an about piece is supposed to be isn’t it? The story of how the people or the company started as a mission, a force for human kind, in order to make the world a better place? Well, don’t expect to find any of that shit here. Look around. Mankind is a lost cause. Why the hell you think Jesus went and got himself crucified? And in case you think you need to send us a letter about how we need to find Jesus and shit. Do us favor. Don’t. We ain’t here cramming shit down your throat. We know you're offended. Just leave. It’s just like all that trash you watch on the tele. Change the Goddamn channel if it hurts your feelings so much. You see, here at DungJack we know beyond any shadow of a doubt they ain’t shit you can say gonna offend us. Try as you may, chances are we either gonna agree with you or just laugh and tell you to piss off. Because there is the problem you see. Everyone’s need to be right. You just can’t stand yourself if the person you’re talking to simply disagrees. The egomaniacal ramblings overwhelm this world. Most of you talk just to hear yourself talk when you know damn well you ain’t got shit important to say. As if you were more important than Jesus himself. But not so here for us at DunJack. Most people in this world talk too much and don’t listen enough. That’s why we have one mouth and two ears. Listen twice as much as you talk. And listening to the people here at DungJack just might be a good thing. We got big things planned here at DungJack. So, stay a spell, or don’t. And remember to Getcha’ One!